{"post":"Here's the daily shitpost, not endorsed by McLag
https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ZPYbj4p9z18"}
{"post":"Gentlemen,
With my 18th birthday fast approaching, I have decided to pick up my kalashnikov and start hunting ... for wahmen. Not literally, but I plan to enter the world of internet dating to try and score. I am most worried that I don't look like most men (where I'm from guys wear center partings and look like flower boys from Chinese and Korean media, but I'm very into 70's American fashion). The fact that I use Fegelbook and not Instagram also means I am not the most conventional man in town.
Any advice? And is internet dating any good at all?"}
Helmuth WeidlingI have never done online dating so I'm not really qualified to answer.
On a side note I am into 50's American fashion...
Der real ShitlerWell, I'm still open to the conventional way of waiting to college and finding the one, but wrt my ultra-republican-almost-doomer outlook of life it seems rather unlikely that's going to work out for me. I'm open to speed dating and social dating events too though.
Anyone else?
Jodl Bald FuckSome my favorite games a bit older than u, lol. Understand almost nothing, anyway, I object to meeting people for the purpose of dating. Would rather have a friend and let it go from there....
Der real ShitlerGee, I most certainly agree, and I've tried, didn't work. The wahmen and I are still friends to this day, thankfully.
Following the good ol' fashioned way my next 'checkpoint' would be college, but if I screw that up too... well...
And flirting with other high school kids is out of the question, simply because I can't bring myself to do that. I was opening up to internet dating as a form of insurance, partly also because I can't wait, and as I mentioned, my habits aren't the conventional K-pop gayboy ones, so putting all my chips on college dating would be quite a gamble.
Jodl Bald FuckU cant wait with having a girlfriend? lol. Even if u are love sick, try not to be desperate maybe. Try some ways u want i guess, but remember that the girls are people too, well some of them, lol. So yea, trying to force, being desperate etc, not so good maybe
{"post":"Remember the time when Japan withdrew from the international whaling protection committee?
https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4u_G8L-BIHU"}
{"post":"They say 'Summer of love', but I say 'Fuck you, drunk and high hippies'
I mean, how many drug cocktails must one take to see looting as donations?"}
Der real ShitlerFYI, here's the CHAZ website if you feel the need to lay down and die:
https://caphillauto.zone/index.html
Hitler Rants ParodiesCrazy, it's almost hard to believe and this is what these people would do if the police were abolished. Entering your home and redistributing your possessions like communism on steroids.
{"post":"Just another wacky day in south park...
https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=K_1sFxAmb7g"}
Mc LagLmao
Guys, I just had this idea that we should add Fegelbook games to Fegelbook. Remember all those Facebook games we played when Facebook was cool? We could make a simple one here, perhaps about exploring the fuhrerbunker. It can be made using the Unity game engine, which looks simple enough to learn given most of us are still in lockdown anyway.
Der real ShitlerI got this idea after watching some guy make minecraft using the Unity game engine in a day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj8gt_92c-M
Mc LagGood idea
Joseph StalinGreat idea!
Der real ShitlerI shall ask HRP to add a games function then
{"post":"Dafuq! How can any civilised country allow this? And right at the white house's doorstep.
https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=KafIdOk8bLs"}
Mc LagAs a person watching all of this from France I can only say one thing : you'll get used to it
Karen KoefoedAmerica is not a civilized country.
Yesterday I received a lovely map from Krebs, and it looks like we have successfully pushed back the americans and reclaimed france.
Mc LagAh I see a man of culture
Hans KrebsI see you like it, mein failüre.
Der real ShitlerYes, much more impressive than Monke's maps
By order of the Hitler council, I order all fuhrer imposters to step off and change name, or you'll be trialed in the multiverse Hitler court for identity theft.
Adolf HitlerFake Hitler ^
Der real ShitlerPiss off, I was here way before you. I am the real shitler
Adolf HitlerFake Hitler trying to defend himself ^
Now this... is a nice weapon
Helmuth Weidling"I'm goin' ta blast ya into thin gruel!"
Wie Stalin !!!I can see the Demoman using this.
Der real ShitlerI can see the community adding this someday
Anti-Tank Caber
swing speed -90%
Damage +700%
Instantly destroys any target you hit, and all other targets in a 4 foot radius, even ubercharged heavies, but blow yourself to bits in the process
Explodes on impact. If you slap this against the wall you're f**king stupid it's like you don't give a f**king shit
Can be thrown unlike the stupid Ullapool Caber, which is a stick grenade and should be throwable
Throwing blast radius -80%, when thrown destroys the MvM tank in one hit.
NO RANDOM CRITICAL HITS
The SpyIt's balanced because it has no random crits :D
The Spydafuq did I just watch
Mc LagHey... Shitposting is my job >: (