Jodl is ugly.

Der real ShitlerIf I plant some hair on Jodl's head, would he look better?

Otto GünscheMy furher i should agree with you, grow hair at his head!

Pyotor Firstyup

I object to jodl.

Der real ShitlerKoller informs me that Berlin is a war-torn city that is currently being shelled by soviet artillerie fire

Fish celebration day at the bunker, Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish.

Der real ShitlerAwwww SCHRITZ!

Hans KrebsFISH

Pyotor FirstFISH, MY BOYS, FISH

Kaiser ThomasSteiner is gay...

Der real ShitlerI heard, he has an affair with a gay fish called Kanye West

Der real ShitlerMy pet fish died just now and I need a replacement.
You should safeguard your fish when you sleep tonight.

Jodl Bald FuckI object to fish.

Der real ShitlerYeah, but I muss use your fish as bait

Hans KrebsBut Mein Failüre, I have fish baits.

Der real ShitlerYour fish baits were manufactured in China and made from plastic to cut costs

The SpyI backstabbed it

Hans KrebsHow dare you D;<

The Quiet kidAsk Göring

Der real ShitlerI fed it to my shark

Kaiser ThomasGöring eated it...

Mein Failüre, Himmler.....

Ethan CollinsWell yes? Himmler

Ethan CollinsWhat did he do?

Der real ShitlerUnter alle austerreichnet, HIMMLA!

Hans KrebsHe killed my fish :c