Jodl is ugly.

Der real ShitlerIf I plant some hair on Jodl's head, would he look better?

Otto GünscheMy furher i should agree with you, grow hair at his head!

Pyotor Firstyup

Jodl Bald FuckI object

I object to jodl.

Jodl Bald FuckI object

{"post":"This is berlin.
"}

Der real ShitlerKoller informs me that Berlin is a war-torn city that is currently being shelled by soviet artillerie fire

Fish celebration day at the bunker, Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish.

Der real ShitlerAwwww SCHRITZ!

Hans KrebsFISH

Pyotor FirstFISH, MY BOYS, FISH

Jodl Bald FuckI object to fish

{"post":"Mein Failüre, Steiner...
"}

Kaiser ThomasSteiner is gay...

Der real ShitlerI heard, he has an affair with a gay fish called Kanye West

{"post":"Mein Failüre, Please dont bully my fish ı just bought today.
"}

Der real ShitlerMy pet fish died just now and I need a replacement.
You should safeguard your fish when you sleep tonight.

{"post":"Mein Failüre, We must kick Jodl out of the bunker.
"}

Jodl Bald FuckI object to fish.

{"post":"Mein Failüre, Can we go to fishing trip?
"}

Der real ShitlerYeah, but I muss use your fish as bait

Hans KrebsBut Mein Failüre, I have fish baits.

Der real ShitlerYour fish baits were manufactured in China and made from plastic to cut costs

{"post":"Mein Failure, Where is my fish?
"}

The SpyI backstabbed it

Hans KrebsHow dare you D;<

The Quiet kidAsk Göring

Der real ShitlerI fed it to my shark

Kaiser ThomasGöring eated it...

Mein Failüre, Himmler.....

Ethan CollinsWell yes? Himmler

Ethan CollinsWhat did he do?

Der real ShitlerUnter alle austerreichnet, HIMMLA!

Hans KrebsHe killed my fish :c