*Ded ringer sounds*

Der real ShitlerOh shit, as a f2p I can’t warn the team anymore D:
Otherwise, “Achtung, spy!”

Helmuth WeidlingHe deadringered. *pulls out Ambassador and headshots Spy*

The Spy*uses a baguette to deflect Weidling's shot*

I've noticed a trend on Fegelbook, whoch is to over-exagerate anything done by retarded communities like for example the S.J.W's taking over the world, Pedos being accepted as a normality etc..

Der real ShitlerWhat if it really happens?
Or maybe you don’t buy into the controversial part of our political rants, but that’s okay.

Helmuth WeidlingI mean besides the riots, constant "protests" including demanding that whites give up their homes, and a group of BLM "activists" beating up some random guy after he crashed his truck, sure, everything's overexaggerated. And don't forger Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr not doing anything about these groups unless under heavy pressure, whereas they instantly take action against groups on the opposite of the spectrum.

Der real ShitlerTbh being a tourist in China is no different than being a tourist in Europe. Just don’t get scammed there. (And be prepared for a lot of cashless transactions)

Mc LagOf course it's no different what the video tries to say is that there are things that the Chinese commies want you to see and there are things thta they don't want you te see/know about (I.E. concentration camps Hong Kong Protests etc)

{"post":"Liberal media be like
https:\/\/youtu.be\/khWC3fqiiqQ"}

{"post":"In order to find all of the conspiracy theorists on Fegelbook I shall ask you all one question:
Does 5G kill people?
Put a like of yes and a dislike if no"}

Der real ShitlerIf 5G kills people, there are other things that kill people quicker than 5G would, like school, AIDs, nicotine, depression etc.
This theory is like comparing standing near the microwave against jumping off the building. Strapping your phone to your head can't do brain damage fast enough, if any damage at all.

The SpyI'm taking that as a no

Hitler Rants ParodiesYou will get much more exposure to electromagnetic radiation by standing under a heat lamp in your bathroom than from any foreseeable 5G system.

Those worried about 5G should worry about light bulbs and microwave ovens to be fair.

Der real ShitlerYep, that's my point exactly

{"post":"Why is no one using the turn signals
https:\/\/youtu.be\/jiPqKdLLDJQ"}

Der real ShitlerMy countrymen use turning signals all the time, when I ride a bicycle I signal with my hands too. We're very considerate Asian folk, we drive real slow too :) (small road speed limit is 43mph, highway is 56mph)

The SpyWhere I live (and I think it's the same all over Europe) we have 31mph inside cities 50 mph outside cities and 80mph on highways (slower if it's nighttime)

Helmuth WeidlingWhere I live (southern US), speed limit's 20 mph in my neighborhood and school zones and 45 mph on the freeway. Thing is: does anyone ever follow that limit on the freeway? I regularly do 50+ mph on the freeway and so does everyone else.

Der real ShitlerWow thats really slow! No wonder the NPC cars in gta move so slowly around the city

{"post":"Ah yes 2020 strikes again
https:\/\/youtu.be\/sdggYF11uy0"}

Der real ShitlerI thought it wasn’t a bad thing, until I found out Mauritius was famous for their coral reefs.

*deadringer sounds*

Der real ShitlerWas worse when the snow started speaking finnish

Helmuth WeidlingSpy! *headshots The Spy with the Classic*

The SpyYour aim is way too bad for you to be able to headshot me

Helmuth WeidlingFak u *backstabs you with Australium stock knife*

*bump*

Der real ShitlerSpah round here!

Mc LagZat spy is a spy

Helmuth WeidlingZe spy is a double agent!

*dies*

Helmuth WeidlingHe deadringered

Mc LagHeavy is dead! Wait... Wrong meme