Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
{"post":"Mentelgen I have a plan!
I will backstab the Coronavirus"}
Helmuth WeidlingExcept when you miss. *laughs in Rocket Jumper and jumping away*
The SpyI don't miss *laughs in mlg aim*
Helmuth WeidlingH4XX0R! *laughs in hackusations and votekick*
The Spy*Leaves and rejoins multiple times in order to evade vote-kick*
Helmuth Weidling*rages c0z I can't votekick and VAC is useless*
Who remembers that one time when youtube tried to delete Hrp?
Hitler Rants ParodiesThe last big issue I had was with a Japanese company taking down parodies, but at least YouTube helped me out there
Facebook just ignores and provides no help for stuff being taken down that is perfectly fine
Der real ShitlerSoviet standard censorship gets rid of capitalist spies. Facebook simply wants to get rid of themselves so that the liberals can't bother them anymore.
{"post":"I return to fegelbook and the first thing i see are big political rants, Steiner smoking weed and shady links...
It feels good to be back"}
Hitler Rants ParodiesI think many here are banned or fed up with Facebook
The SpyHow can one get banned from facebook? like seriously did they spam svastikas or something?
Helmuth WeidlingWelcome back, you magnificent basterd
Fegel NeinFakebook has its uses but is obviously fake and not actually a book. Fegelbook is more booky & Fegel-like; and therefore much more betterer. Gutten tag from ein new Fegel who has not been here long enough to know that you went anywhere in the first place... it is probably quite good that you returned from wherever it was you went for that length of time. 😂
Der real ShitlerYou see, to rise to power political rants are necessary.
Anyway I was starting to miss the old timers of this site (like you)
Well since Manstien and Fegelien have left ,Fegelbook has become a complete mess
Helmuth WeidlingAgreed, have one of my three Gunslingers as compensation
The SpyAh yes the gauntlet of mass spamming
Helmuth WeidlingMass spamming? Here revenge crit to the face French muthafucka (gets out Frontier Justice)
Dolfy HitlerI'm glad they left, they thought they ruled this piece of crap, when I'm the rightful ruler
{"post":"*Dead ringer sound*
Voilà i'm back"}
Dolfy HitlerI order you to leave.
Helmuth WeidlingBoys, we have a traitor! (aims Rocket Launcher at The Spy)
Mentelgen there is a spy among us!
Helmuth WeidlingKept Dead Ringering on ctf_turbine, also disguised as my team's Demoman
Mentelgen i traveled back in time(using the user list) and i have found out that Fegelbook isn't actually hrp's creation! Apparently someone called "Felicity Merriman" was the sites creator. In these old times people here were apparently quite different, some of them got banned for being pro-holocaust and posting nudes. I also found out that this site was on a few blacklists and was badly seen by the web browsers!
Hitler Rants ParodiesWatch out, soon conspiracy theories will grow around this discovery xD
Der real ShitlerOh oh, I now understand how indonesia had 0 cases in early March! :0