My seven year old son wants to be a contract killer. Should I be concerned?
Der real ShitlerWell it depends where you're from. If you're from one of the 137 developing countries in the world (including east russia, middle east, africa, spain, portugal, greece, turkey or central and south america) then it's not a big deal, you should cut your losses (your son) and move on. Everyday that he is not home, he is assumed to be dead.
Otherwise, if you live in the developed world, please stop him. Please be as concerned as possible, unless you want to see him live the rest of his life in maximum security prison.
Alternatively, if you would not like him to live his adulthood as an illegal, you can convince him to join any paramilitary mercenary force in the world. They technically do the same thing as a contract killer, except that they are technically legalised killers, and the money they earn is more or less legal. Likewise, as a mercenary everyday he is not home is another day he is 'dead', and you can't call his cell as and when you feel like, you may compromise his mission or position.
The SpyTell him to become a spy, much better working conditions and paycheck
Karen KoefoedI thought it was just a phase he was going through but he's serious about it. I'm trying to get him interested in something else
Der real ShitlerWell, you did mention that you are a war veteran. Perhaps you son is intrigued by your life or death war stories, and wants to be in the shit himself. He is 7 after all, children up to 18 see war action as 'the great adventure'
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Der real ShitlerYeah, given that where I'm from complete martial law has not been established yet, that's still possible.
Karen KoefoedI've already made up my mind that if they try that shit, it's on. My garden of fucks has completely died
We have survived pandemics and war and natural disasters, however we may not survive our own stupidity
75 years ago, my Opa fled Berlin after sending his wife and sons away before him. He had barely enough time to grab his kit, and he had to go through on foot. It's a story I only heard once, but I'll never forget it. As he was running he nearly ran right into a couple of Red bastards, so he ducked down an alley where he spotted a small group of them, but oddly enough it appeared that they were actually playing football right there in the ruined street. Then he got a closer look at their football and realized that it was a child's severed head. Fucking hell. I didn't sleep right for weeks after I learned about it. No wonder he became a morphine addict.
Der real Shitler"After you walk into a village and you see 50 children, all sitting neatly in a row, against a church wall, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul."
-Niko bellic
Karen KoefoedAs a veteran myself, unfortunately I have seen firsthand that war can make monsters of us all, but I will always have a special hatred for the ogres that kill innocents
Hitler Rants ParodiesMeanwhile the leaders who cause wars, are safe and sound while the people suffer
If politicians had to fight wars there would be no wars
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