{"post":"I watched this episode yesterday XD
There are coomers, and then there’s Randy"}
{"post":"Who taps on every single notification? Just wondering.
It takes a good 15 minutes to do so."}
Mc LagI only tap on the replies
{"post":"Gentlemen, I subconsciously keep thinking of the night when I finally get laid (As a conservative that would traditionally be wedding night). I am currently single so there's a long wait to go, and most of the time I'd rather be thinking about more recent things. What could I do anytime my mind drifts away?
However, if I have to choose between spending half my waking moments thinking about sex and watching porn once every few days, both somewhat normal for 18 yo me, would random thoughts about the wedding night be better?"}
Mc LagWait you don't want to have any sexual intercourse with a lady before a wedding? I knew that you were conservative but at this point it's almost as if u wanted to live in the Middle-Ages (no offense)
Ps: about your "drifting thoughts" I think it's biological so you can't do much about it (except maybe going out with someone idc)
Der real ShitlerHah? I know many people have premarital sex nowadays, but the count can’t be very big, no? Perhaps this Asian country i come from is still very conservative and finds topics about sex taboo.
Yeah, I didn’t get to go out with anyone for the past few months (not even with my bros), so perhaps going out with someone may help.
Mc LagAbout premarital sex... almost everyone in Europe (I would say 98 pourcent) has premarital sex
Hitler Rants ParodiesYeah, in Europe we're pretty liberal about sex and pretty much all young people have sex before marriage.
Der real ShitlerLol that’s kinda unethical imo, but I knew that
{"post":"Haha yeah!
This is what the army should be about, how to fire the most bullets with the least effort.
https:\/\/m.youtube.com\/watch?v=gsxaeIPOJIs"}
Hitler Rants Parodies"Work smarter, not harder."
{"post":"Somehow I still find this relevant
https:\/\/m.youtube.com\/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk"}
{"post":"Ah yes
Which inspiring gay meme would you prefer?"}
The SpyI've never seen the right one
Der real ShitlerSamwell- What what in the butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
Made in 2007, back when the internyet was a peaceful place.
Mc LagI prefer the real Ricardo
Lucuis ReichOfcourse Ricardo!
Hmm...
The SpyLast time I took a political compass test I was dead center
Der real ShitlerI took the test and landed in the blue square close to the authoritarian word
Mc LagLul
Hitler Rants ParodiesWhen I did this test long ago.
My local news reports that giant guinea pigs have been spotted roaming the streets and mauling people to death. Should I be concerned?
After mohnke informed me about whatsapp stickers i have decided to make stickers of myself.
{"post":"I will include in my deathwish to hear a quartet sing like that while I die of ripe old age.
https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=SAMZg8eleYE"}