{"post":"This one revived my creativity, and returned some life to me
https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ct9ZteUl0Qs&app=desktop"}

{"post":"You do know that I'm Black right, and not Black?
https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0m54af4_NKk"}

{"post":"If you're stuck in quarantine at home, don't fret, the russkis have found a way to survive 14 days at home.
Without food is completely optional.
https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1N9ZrhbUMtU"}

{"post":"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=gTdo6tJyfWs
Dear fegelbookers, what's the original song for this meme?"}

{"post":"Why do the democrats want Biden to win the election so badly?
Get a clue. It's not about Biden or Sanders, it's about Hillary. Biden is someone they can control, someone who doesn't even know the House members. When he wins this election (which will not be possible until the next election), the democrats will find some way to remove him from the presidency seat and instate Hillary Clinton as president. Why are the blue states supporting Hillary anyway? She's a proven sociopath. But now you guys know the story, and just vote for Trump.
P.s. I think the red states are aware of this, and will all put their votes on Trump, so our votes will not affect his winning status."}

{"post":"Quotes sponsored by well-known philantrophist Big smoke:
"The streets is cold, Dog. Like it says in the book, we are blessed and cursed. Same things make us laugh, make us cry."
"I can't stand cold food. Unlike you, I ain't never ate from a trash can."
"People have to open their eyes, and their hearts,CJ ... I'm talking about the choices all men face, brother. Sometimes, they seem real, but other times there's no choice at all."
"The wise sheep does what he says, and only eats the greenest grass, while the foolish sheep gets eaten alive by the heathens."
"Man If you can eat your food while everybody else is losing theirs and blaming you, you straight, homie"
You can hear Big smoke live on WCTR. Tune in today for $5.99\/month."}

{"post":"The Singaporean PM just gave a 10 minute broadcast about the coronavirus, but he talks about everything Singaporeans already know.
There might be another panic buying on the news tomorrow, guys. Some people (like Singaporeans) are afraid to lose out sometimes."}

I like how the threads here are developing, such insightful comments. Better than those boring vloggers on every other social media that exists rn

If you could convert to another general in this bunker, who would you become?

{"post":"I've realised how easy Jodl's job here is, all he has to do is to object to every post while I, der fuhrer, have to rant in every post.
However, I will never convert to a Jodl because I feel offended by his bald head"}