fEaSt YoUr EyEs On YoUr NeW lEaDeR
{"post":"Here's a gem from the 1980s.
https:\/\/m.youtube.com\/watch?v=mpMg1upld0w"}
Der real ShitlerI'll be back
Dolfy HitlerI will play this tune while trying to avoid the coughing army
{"post":"Where's Mc Lag? Spy? Krebs?
Where is everyone?"}
Allied AmericansI'm here
x._SingaporeHanzo FegeleinNein, Ich bin in Wildpark-Werder
Dolfy HitlerI eliminated them with my Pencil of Doom
Der real ShitlerTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Mc LagI'm here
Man fuck the F-35, we need this back
Dolfy HitlerReich technology is far superior
Helmuth WeidlingSorry to break it to you but Reich technology is kind of what caused Germany to lose
Bald JodlI object to get that blacky bird
{"post":"Markle reportedly signs deal with Disney... If this turns out to be true then I can at that point safely say that Disney is doing this because Markle has access to the royal family's secret stash of cash, and Disney will try to get it to become even richer. I ain't no socialist, but Disney's become so goddamn greedy it makes Apple seem like the most caring company on earth.
Might not be true."}
Hitler Rants ParodiesBoth Disney and Markle are both in it for the money.
Nothing but greed.
Helmuth WeidlingHoly shit HRP replied to me
Helmuth WeidlingBut seriously agreed
I object to Jodl Bald Fuck
Jodl Bald FuckEveryone knows that only my objections are valid.
Tom CollinsI also object to Jodl Bald Fuck
Helmuth WeidlingGet f0ched
Helmuth WeidlingAlso your objections are invalid
{"post":"Scout: Scunticus Forceanaturalis
Soldier: Painis Cupcakicus
Pyro: Pyroticus Burnicus
Demoman: Drunkicus Demomanicus
Heavy: Sandvichipithecus Sashatis
Engineer: Wrenchicus Sentrygunicus
Medic : Medicus Mclagicus
Sniper: Jaraticus Headshoticus
Spy: Shpeeicus Backstabicus"}
Mc LagI don't know dafuq is dis... But I like it
Jodl Bald FuckNoone knows what this is so I object
Worse than Manstein and shitposts, we now have edgelords and spammers invading. Fight back, I say!
Mc LagNien i am too lazy
Dolfy HitlerUnfortunately they seem to have been banned, I hoped this Fegecrap would burn with all the spammers
Helmuth WeidlingTHANK THE LORD!
{"post":"Whoever this xHoneyxMilkx is, no one cares about your "not surviving to 2045" opinion. Fegelbook is Downfall parody-themed, and we'd like to actually keep it that way. I won't let this become Tumblr 2.0, and I'm sure the rest of the long time members here wouldn't want that either.
Take your millennial logic and edgy, "mUh We'Re KiLlInG tHe PlAnEt" lookin ass elsewhere. To Tumblr, preferably, they'll love you there.
Edit: Your username's cringy as well."}
Dolfy HitlerWankstains!!!
The SpyWell I see salty Helmuth and Raging dolfy... I see nothing has changed since my last visit
Dolfy HitlerGood good, if HRP promotes this site, I will rage if more noobs join
Helmuth WeidlingSalty you say..... Well you're right.
Helmuth WeidlingShamelessly stolen from https://www.reddit.com/r/Cursedformers/comments/fshamo/hi/
Hitler Rants ParodiesProof Starscream had his head up his arse. No wonder he was so annoying and arrogant. Megatron showed weakness by allowing Starscream to keep trying to depose him and still survive.
Helmuth WeidlingLast night I had a dream where my front yard was littered with Starscream toys. I was like, the fuck?
I am inclined to believe Harry and Meghan are Skywarp and Starscream. No wonder they would just leave the royal household.
Der real ShitlerWtf?