Der real ShitlerVM is cool. Someday I'll learn to use windows 95 in a VM.

Helmuth WeidlingAlready did 95 in a VM. Just install vbemp.inf driver (Google is your friend) to a)get 32 bit color and b)have the system not run like dogshit.

Helmuth WeidlingThere are 2 main VM software, if using Windows and don't want to pay a penny: VirtualBox and VMware Player. Virtualbox supports 32 bit hosts (or used to- they still offer old versions for download, though) and is vastly more customizable, though VMware Player is faster (only supports 64 bit hosts, though)

Hitler Rants ParodiesI used Vista from 2007 to 2009, HRP started on Vista xD

Der real ShitlerWhat? Why infowars? They're right-winged conservatives, just like this site

Helmuth WeidlingInfowars is a conspiracy theory site, this is a parody site and we're not right wingers.

Hitler Rants ParodiesThunscream "How dare you, Megatron!!!" "I'm the green leader of the future!!!"

Helmuth Weidling*Megaquinn

Der real ShitlerYou forgot Greta Thumberg, who seeks the destruction of society in the name of the environment.

Eventually SJWs will overrun this site WHICH IS A PARODY SITE and demand that it be taken down.

Hitler Rants ParodiesThey will fail

Helmuth WeidlingAgreed, unless they have hackers to bring this site down. That is what I fear.

Hitler Rants ParodiesThere is always that risk, only thing I can do is backup this site

Der real ShitlerAs a hardline conservatist, I will protect this site will all the power invested in my windows XP LG X120, and with my faith in donald trump

Der real ShitlerGodspeed, you magnificent bastard

Hitler Rants ParodiesStarscream "I am the leader of the future!"

Megatron "You couldn't lead ant-droids to a picnic. How can you pretend to lead the Decepticons?"

Der real ShitlerHas lockdown forced you into your old ways of bingeing TF2 and CS1.6?

Helmuth WeidlingNo, unfortunately school beckons me...