{"post":"Me and Hitler have decided to unite after a long debate. We shall fight against Stalin with Hitler's Pencil of Doom and my antics. For proof, this is the record:



Adolf Hitler
You will not oppose me! Your antics wont stop me!

Hermann Fegelein
Oh really, then how will you stop me then,"mien Fuhrer?"

Adolf Hitler
I may have failed at using my Pencil of Doom on you once but I will not fail again!

Hermann Fegelein
Is that so Shitler? My antics are unbeatable. What makes you think your little pencil will do anything.

Adolf Hitler
My Minions are currently working on a new Pencil of Doom. The P.O.D MK IIII!

Adolf Hitler
You have a doppleganger! http:\/\/www.fegel-book.biz\/u\/NotFegelein

Hermann Fegelein
That truly shows how stupid you are "mien fuhrer." The roman numeral for 4 is IV. But also, what will adding a 4 to the side of your pencil do?

Adolf Hitler
It will be adding this time instead of 3 beams of death, there will be 4 beams of 1 Death! You will not know what hit you!

Hermann Fegelein
Ja, that will be because you will throw the pencil at Berlin when you try to hit me.

Adolf Hitler
No. It will be so precise that it will only hit you!

Hermann Fegelein
And it would reflect off of my antic shield and into the sun. And for some reason I doubt that you want to die in a supernova.

Adolf Hitler
It will destroy your antic shield! You will see, mark my words Fegelein!

Hermann Fegelein
If destroyed it would collapse into an antic hole. And I know you don't have the ball to do it.

Adolf Hitler
I do! If you try anything I will destroy you!

Hermann Fegelein
And if you try anything, the world will be in a position for the Final Conflict to begin, so it would appear that we have reached a stalemate.

Adolf Hitler
Hm.

Adolf Hitler
How about we unite and you use your antics against Stalin, and Ill use my Pencil of Doom againt him?!

Hermann Fegelein
For now that will be good."}

Attention entire word! Here my proclamation! I am Hermann Fegelein, new Fuhrer of the Reich and your only ruler! Shitler has surrendered to me. As a result, both the Reich and the Pencil of Doom are under my control! Now not even Stalin possess the strength to oppose me now! If anyone dares to resist my supreme authority, the shall know the devastating power of the Pencil of Doom! Those who could challenge my military rule no longer exist. Yes! From this day! From this moment forward! The World. Belongs. TO ME!