{"post":"Oh, did I forget to mention? I went into cryo-sleep after we started research on a special serum for our soldiers. Of course it didn't work. So now that I'm back, I realize that people here are deader and slower than an ant hill with just 5 ants left.
So I decided to come back and see if things spark up. Hi all."}
{"post":"Well, ISIS troops have attacked Germany. Or at least tried. We blew them up. Guys, we got some new tech coming up soon. For right now it's named PROJECT-PROTOCALL
Just glad that Stiener's GEMET team found a superior element that we will unveil soon. "}
German forces have...been pushed back. We will need more time for military improvements, but for now we are defeated when it comes to this new ISIS. I really do not want to send lots of bombs there.
We've managed to find out where one of ISIS's huge operatives will be headed within the next 24 hours. He will arrive in Australia soon, at a seaport. We need some spec ops on the lookout there. My men have also successfully evacuated Syria, and are eliminating ISIS troops there. We're under heavy fire with dwindiling supplies, but we'll make it. Our robots have also managed to take down some big ISIS firepower, but will need repairs for the rest of the week.
We've sent our helicarrier HAMM3R-RAY armed with plasma Anti Air Guns and Railgun turrets, along with three new robots developed by FegelTech. These robots will evacuate civilians out of the area. For France and her people! For humankind!
{"post":"Sorry people. I have been busy in France recently. I had loved ones there. Luckily none of theme were hurt or killed.
I have begun to suspect that the terrorist threat we sought to eliminate a few months back has returned.
German forces have already deployed AC-130's to Middle East and have deployed our new militia of augmented soldiers equipped with new German tech.
Soon we will deploy our robot and attack their main base.
Yes it may be a suicide mission but this threat must end. The operation is simply known as "Operation Take-Down".
"}
I plan on giving everyone FegelStation 4's for Christmas. Along with Metal Gear Fegel.
{"post":"For Halloween I went as a Nigerian Prince.
Let's just say I scammed people well."}
Told you so. (Bring him back) (Also he might be able to stall enemies by objecting to everything they do so ya know kinda useful. Not that you fools would think of that.)
