{"post":"Mein Generals,
Today is the beginning of a new November. The last few years we may have given in to the devil’s temptations, and we have stumbled, this year no longer! We shall preserve our energy and our seed, in God’s name and glory, and then we can cum out of this month saying “Finally, I have passed NNN!”

The gigachad tribe awaits you at the finish line. Do not give up this time!"}

Glorious Stolichnaya, from the glorious Tambov provinces of the motherland, came in from PO Box yesterday. I am going to try it after work today

{"post":"Normal people: Troops need to be in stacks of 10 for best efficiency!
This guy: Haha missile barrage go brrrrrrrrr"}

{"post":""Our planes will blot out the sun"
-Me"}

{"post":"Wow guys, the unthinkable happened! Rockstar games finally grew a brain cell and nerfed the oppressor mk2!
https:\/\/m.youtube.com\/watch?v=d-hmizLL2jQ"}

{"post":"STOP POSTING ABOUT RANDOM INFORMATION
IM TIRED OF SEEING IT!
Gunshe goes on TIKTOK to inform me randomly
On discord its him spouting absolute randomness
I was on Fegelbook, right?
And ALL of the posts are from Gunshe!
I showed my portrait of Fegelein to Gunshe
It's the antics, I flipped it and he said:
"Mein Fuhrer, I'm here to inform you that Fegelein is missing"
HAHA
BRINGEN SIE MIR FEGELEIN!
FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN FEGELEIN!!
I looked at a trashcan and he went:
"I'm here to inform you that you're looking at a trashcan"
I look at my Pencil of Doom, I think of throwing it at him
And I think:" You want to inform me again? How about I inform you of your obliteration!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"}

{"post":"Wait a min, even though Boris Johnson was a disgraceful PM with many levels of incompetence, I just learnt his replacements are even WORSE.
Welp, GG to the UK
https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ejf5xM6wjsA"}

{"post":"Despite all the crazies going mad recently, the war in Ukraine, the surging food and gas prices, the incapable President with approval ratings falling faster than my social credit score, the overturning of roe V Wade making all the hoes big mad, let’s all take a moment today to remember, America was founded for independence, for freedom of thought and speech, to become a better nation than Britain and France, and to kick Mexican butt by stealing California and Texas from them

My American friends, rent a ranch in the countryside today, light some fireworks, and celebrate 4th of July as an American who was born free and deserve to live free. Happy Independence Day!"}

{"post":"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=UnKIx1l9hBU
"}

{"post":"The new minions movie is out. I hope this will bring about a new wave of gru shidpost memes to add to the already comprehensive enough playlist of how to be gru
https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=nuVOyWS7828"}