I am proud to announce that Reich Tech is back on it's innovative technologies to make more antics come to life! Currently working on a fast facial hair growing technology so that My Fuhrer can grow a long and strong mustache and beard he will take hours to shave at random times a day.
Important Reich Tech Announcement: Due to an unspoken rizz performed in the hq a lot of hq staff has been sick lately. We apologize for late deliveries.
{"post":"Dear Günsche can you inform me about Krebs's fish ?
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Hermann FegeleinI know what happened. The spray killed his fish.
Heinrich HimmlerDamn it Krebs, spray was for the maps.
Hermann FegeleinNo, he didnt spray it. The shitler did it.
Heinrich HimmlerYou must take his revenge Fegelein.
Kreb's FishSorry for late reply, but what is it all about me?
I think these fake people have no purpose. There is a lot of Fuhrers, who is the real one ? I think we should take care of them.
Hermann FegeleinThere is so many, i agree.
{"post":"Today at Reich Tech after long discussions and research we finally finished Mr.Krebs's request to make his maps and fish fireproof. We made
two items for Mr.Krebs's problem. First one is a Fireproofing Spray for his maps, and second one is a Fireproof Fish Food to make his fish fireproof."}
Hermann FegeleinThat is incredible.
{"post":"Today I went to picnic with my girlfriend Margarete. We sang the poor old man. I hope you all had a good day.
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Hermann FegeleinGood luck on your Relationship, Dear Himmler!
Heinrich HimmlerThank you very much Dear Fegelein.
Otto GünscheIndeed, I wish you luck as well.
Heinrich HimmlerDankeschön Dear Günsche.
Today at Reich Tech we completed the Koller's telephone order. This telephone is capable of calling My Fuhrer randomly and playing selected sound effect.
Otto GünscheHimmler, I praise you for your talented abilities.
Hermann FegeleinFinally, a proper antic tech.
Today at Reich Tech we made a new pill for my Dear Assistant Herrman Fegelein to not feel any pain from his shootings ordered by My Fuhrer.
Otto GünscheI'm here to inform you that your invention is fantastic.
Heinrich HimmlerDankeschön Dear Günsche.
Hermann FegeleinThank you, Himmler.\
Jodl Bald FuckI object to technology
Heinrich HimmlerDear Jodl we will work on a technology that makes My Fuhrer listen to your objections.
Jodl Bald FuckI object to objections
Master of AnticsReich Tech is already developing ReichStation 6?