I've got 99 problems. I'm an Austro-Hungarian soldier in 1915.
I've got 99 problems. I'm an Austro-Hungarian soldier in 1915.
Oh look, it is I from a couple years ago, after having biked up a mountain!

Magda GoebbelsAwesome!
I imagine we'd have a morning news segment where we'd talk about crazy stuff going on in the country, like this:
Bunker RadiomanWow. I know a couple of friends who've lived in Florida/are in Florida.
Radioman online
Bunker RadiomanAll will fear the Penguin armada.
Bunker RadiomanI did.