I've got 99 problems. I'm an Austro-Hungarian soldier in 1915.

Bunker RadiomanI did.

Oh look, it is I from a couple years ago, after having biked up a mountain!

Magda GoebbelsAwesome!

I imagine we'd have a morning news segment where we'd talk about crazy stuff going on in the country, like this:

Bunker RadiomanWow. I know a couple of friends who've lived in Florida/are in Florida.

Radioman online

Bunker Radioman
Changed profile picture.

Bunker RadiomanAll will fear the Penguin armada.