{"post":"I saw Endgame: Thanos will die after sleeping with Black Widow because he will get AIDS.
I spoiled you the endgame 😈"}
Let's make me the new führer, what do you say??
Joseph StalinYour too late. The voting will soon begin.
Mc LagYou have been added
I met Hitler from inglorious basterds. The only thing he said to me is ,,Nein"
Joseph StalinIf you ever meet me I will say nyet or нет (which I admit looks like HeT).
I plan to shave Adolf's moustache.
GD BannedDudeHe'll coat his moustache with black steel.
Ludwig StumpfeggerIt's impossible 😂😂
Joseph StalinDon't shave mine though.
or else...
I plan to be the new Führer.
Ludwig StumpfeggerMohnke, a traitor? That's impossible
Alfred JodlNEIN NEIN NEIN
Every food in bunker is poisoned with cyanide. In case Göring would want to eat.
Jodl Bald FuckShould have told me before I got sick, I don't even have enough energy to object. Too weak
Joseph StalinHe probably ate the antidote so it doesn't make a difference
Joseph StalinHe probably ate the antidote so it doesn't make a difference
Ludwig StumpfeggerThat's why Hitler and Eva died?
It's impossible, but I made GÖRING LOSE 20 POUNDS 😱
Jodl Bald FuckGood monkey
Herman GöringUhhh i was forced... Uhhmm.. im going to gain 40 pounds Now
Georgy Zhukov20 pounds is still a small portion of Görings total weight. Still, it's an impressive accomplishment.
Joseph StalinCongratulations, did you use one of my starvation policies?
Alfred JodlBUT I OBJECT TO GORING LOSING 20 POUNDS!!
Is diet for Göring official? If yes, I plan to be Göring's personal trainer.
Georgy ZhukovGörings personal trainer. That sounds like a challenge. Are you sure you're up for the task?
Ludwig StumpfeggerOf course It is
Joseph StalinYou want to train the fatso? Try not to get eaten
Hillary Romel PerezJa! I'll better get diet
Herman GöringUhh i will not be forced on diet and if you resist i will eat you..
Food for Göring-🍎🍒🍚🍌🍉🍐🍋🍅🍑🍓🍇🍍🌽
Georgy ZhukovThat looks healthy. Maybe Göring can switch diets and lose a few hundred kilograms.
Hillary Romel PerezBe diet
I plan to help Göring lose some weight.
Herman GöringI dont think you can't force me on diet
Jodl Bald FuckYou can't make me object to that....
Mc LagAye you weren't elected btw
Philippe PétainHolligan
Ludwig StumpfeggerDon't spoil Game of Thrones